Seriously, Vanessa Hudgens was a tween idol only until the hot nudes appeared.
And if you look at the picture, the brunette in the crowd on the right (just above the hand with the ubiquitous pen and paper) is WAYYYY hotter.
Anyway, given the opportunity, I’d hang out the schlong, hand Hudgens a fat black felt pen and get her to sign my fat white trouser python.
The slut would do it too, I bet you.
Sara Palin just lends herself perfectly to these types of awesome nude fakes.
I would imagine John McCain and Barrack Obama would be both getting one off to Palin if she actually did look like this after 5 kids.
In fact Hillary Clinton probably would even be tickling her tweeter.
Bill Clinton would be fantasizing about blue dresses.
Anyone else remember this amazing lip lock?
Madonna and Britney Spears at the MTV Video Music Awards like 4 or 5 years ago now seems like.
Back when Britney was hot.
And, well, Madonna is STILL hot.
I feel the rush of blood to my nether regions just thinking about this picture, and mentally replace the microphones in each of their hands with a certain now-engorged appendage of my own.
Oh yeah baby.
You really have to admire the cajones on this newly annointed bride. You also have to admire the super, uber industrial strength double sided tape she MUST be using to keep the hounds at bay !
Seriously, this is a MASSIVE (punS intended!!!) wardrobe malfunction just WAITING to happen.
I would give good odds that the wedding photographer rattled off more than the usually accepted number of frames just to be sure he don’t miss the beasts being unleashed.
And the groom is smiling because he gets to slide his cock between those fun bags and shoot a load all over them on his wedding night !
Lucky bastard.
Well I suppose even Terrorists gotta fuck as well, not matter how much we may despise them and all they stand for.
I can’t see any red-blooded suicide bomber not wanting to shank a big load all over some big tittied Arabian slut before yanking the chain that ends it all.
Seriously.
Hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game !
SIDEBAR: If the Taliban has bushes as big and hairy as this slut to hide behind we’d never fucking find them !
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Pop princess and total fucking nutjob, Britney Spears, and hotel heiress and sex tape slut, Paris Hilton.
No matter what you think of them, no matter that their combined IQ is a small child’s show size, no matter that they are both mad as hatters, you’d do them both.
And together, Paris and Britney and you as a threesome…..
Come back when you finished spanking your monkey at the thought.
Now this sucks the big one - Christina Applegate has breast cancer. They got it early so hopefully she keep the breasts that have provided much fodder for my spank bank since the early days of “Married with Children”.
Her acting always sucked, even as she got older, but she is as hot as hell and could ride me home like a cowboy whenever she likes.
I am volunteering now to provide Christina with personal ongoing daily breast examinations to ensure she stays safe.
Now each and every one of us has been known to have a bit of a public scratch of the butt crack when it gets a bit itchy.
Jessica Alba gets so itchy that she scratches her colon through her shit chute.
If she isn’t up her rectal passage half way up her forearm in this picture I am missing something.
And I’d sure be thinking twice before kissing her hand the next time I see her at some random Hollywood Hills cocktail party.
