Pop princess and total fucking nutjob, Britney Spears, and hotel heiress and sex tape slut, Paris Hilton.
No matter what you think of them, no matter that their combined IQ is a small child’s show size, no matter that they are both mad as hatters, you’d do them both.
And together, Paris and Britney and you as a threesome…..
Come back when you finished spanking your monkey at the thought.
