Picture worth a thousand words? Hope the kid wishing to be Jessica Alba sticks on his current track and NEVER learns to throw the wrong type of ball.
What a terrible role model Jessica is proving for budding quarterbacks the world over.
Come to think of it, Alba could ruin soccer - kids may start picking up the ball and throwing it.
Could be a can of worms waiting to be opened, a Pandora’s box of future sporting hilarity.
Oh just shut the fuck up and enjoy Jessica Alba in a bikini for fuck’s sake.
