Now each and every one of us has been known to have a bit of a public scratch of the butt crack when it gets a bit itchy.
Jessica Alba gets so itchy that she scratches her colon through her shit chute.
If she isn’t up her rectal passage half way up her forearm in this picture I am missing something.
And I’d sure be thinking twice before kissing her hand the next time I see her at some random Hollywood Hills cocktail party.
