Right from the early 21 Jump Street days, Johnny Depp was the coolest dude in town.
Over the years he fucked them all Winona, Pamela, Jessica and more - a veritable whos who of hot babes. He even owned the LA Club “The Viper Room” where the drig dealers are questionable (just ask River Phoenix).
Now he is married to this gorgeous Vanessa Paradis and get’s to tap that fine ass every single fucking day.
I hate the fucker with a passion.

