Celebrity News:

Ever since coming out as couple on New Year's Eve, Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have been tasting a lot like a cheap jewelry-store TV ad -- cheesy and unbearably saccharine. We need a sex tape, stat!

TMZ shot them walking to Reggie's huge Hummer and Kim gushed like a schoolgirl as she held the cheap gas station flowers Reg bought her. Get that trojan ready!

Dude, open her door if you want to get lucky.